So you want to be my dad?

What do i do at luch and recess with my group of friends? First of all, what group of friends?Are we talking about the really nube people who are up themselves (Karan and Alex)

NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE IS SAY

all nube!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, any way, all i do during recess and luch issss ummmmm, play magic, or play basket ball. and eat, eat, eat ,eat, scab food off people and eattt, eeeaaaaatttttt, then scab off some more, then eat eat eat eat eat and eat. then i spend my time and disss Xin Wei. AND STEAL CARDS OFF HIM.

 

Jabaroo where you lost me at the extremely long front gate

So, what can i say about Jambaroo, its got a variety of cool rides including the Taipan but lets take a closer look at the water rides at one of Australias most well known theme parks. so the rides are the Taipan, the Rapid river, the Rock, the Go carts, the taboggans and thats about it. oh, also include the wave pool, which isnt really a wave pool becuse your either drowning from the oversized waves or your standing in waist deep water when the wave pool is recharging.

So we’ll start with the Taipan. Its a five seater ride which leads you into the mouth of a Taipan and out of its Anus. So, the ride starts out into the oversized mouth of a pithon and into a pitch black spiral where if you go backwards into the ride, which one person will most definitely will, you have to make sure you dont snap your deck. A memorable quote while going down the Taipan included “OOOHHHH CHRISTINE or RAHULS BEEN PAINTED ON ALL THE WALLS”. And at the end of the ride, you exit out of the Taipans anus and into the grip of the grouchy life guard who is always shouting “DONT JUMP OUT So how do i get out? or STOP LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU”

Okay, lets move on to the Rapid River. Rapid, yeah right, a baby could have crawled faster than the speed of the water. the only memorable and in my opinion the best part of the ride was getting out. Also the floaties and the double floaties were a credit to the ride even though they seemed to go backwards rather than go forwards.

The next ride is the taboggans. like what a name. so you take a roughly 3 minute cable ride to the top of the peak. which is, should i say, about 20m higher than the stasrting post. this place really should get more personel. like, we had to wait five minutes vecause the guy was busy trying to hook the taboggans onto the seats but he kept moving. So at the top, there were two tracks, the experienced and the beginner. so where’s the (better than beginner and a little bit slower than the experienced?). so the experienced track was simple a winding track and was definitely better than the rapid river. the beginners track was a laugh, if you had an extremely long run up, you might be able to travel faster than walking speed if you are brave enough to go no brakes.

The Rock, its basically a concrete building with bits of rock plastered on to look like cliff face, about 8m tall. so you can jump off or take the slide, both are patheitc.

Gocarts, you might want to get a kids version of the go-kart. The pedals are so far fromt eh seat that you have to basically lie down and hope you dont crash into anyone as you cannot see anything.

Now, lets talk about the paths, either the paths are all hot, or extremely spikey. how are we supposed to travel around the rides without getting hurt. Bring thongs? well you could bring thongs, but that is an extremely bad idea as you are not allowed to bring shoes onto the water and i dont think you want to bring two pairs of thongs. one to walk up to the ride, and one at the bottom to walk up to the top to get your thongs up there and walk back down.

What do i like and dislike about fort street?

Hmmm, what can you say about fort street? while its no where near the level of intelligence of James Ruse Agricultural High School, and its sports ability is no where near the level of Westfields Sports, it still has some quirky qualities it is proud of. for one, our school is proud of the new “stained glass window” like WOAH!. (sigh whatever).

Anyway, did you notice that our school assemblies never have anything good to say about our school. except for the odd awards ceremonies and the old “fortians” coming back. anyhow, this school, also with the people smoking and getting wasted in the boys toilets (im not sure about the girls one) seems to be getting along fine. when you visit fort street, you might meet some poepl with , hmmm how do you say, “Fort Street Pride” (WOOH! GO FORT STREET).

so the school has some good this that you can be happy  about, with the inclusion of many topics that include maths, english, history,and uhhh what do you say PDHPE, though they kind of ruined the subject by adding grouches into the PE subject.

So, this school is kind of good, but there are many other schools that would appeal to me like James Ruse Agricultural High school, Sydney Boys high school, Sydney Girls high school, North Sydney Girls high school, Saint George high school, MLC and many other non- coed or all girl schools. 

Ken! Im pregnant again

Now i know you all know abut the infamous “Ken and Christine” relationship. But how has it survived for this long? With one “KEN” going to FORT STREET HIGH SCHOOL and the other “Christine” going to BURWOOD HIGH, you would wonder how they survive with such a long distance relationship. They are at least a 30 minute trainride apart and to tell you the truth, i dont think Christine is interested any more. you can kind of tell shes not interested with her sending a howler to ken which embarrassed him infront of the enitire “KEN LIN FAN CLUB”. anyway, you should have seen his face when that howler exploded with a big BANG!. yeah so, his face was like all red and you could hear Christine laughing her head off watching him sink back into his chair. so you kind of wonder if this “relationship” if that is what it is, will work out. anyway, im not sure if Ken’s going to send  a few flowers ot Christine anytime soon.